Hell on Heels
ATTENTION: THIS IS A PSA

faith-and-trust:

If you’re not following (in no particular order):
spinningspine
colbertfick
mynameisdua
sharrmander
thenita
kickhigh-runhard-liftheavy
indexedbabe

I’m sorry, but you’re wrong, and I just don’t know what you’re doing with your life. Go ahead and fix it, I’ll wait.

😂😍😄

My #makeup haul today. Some might say I’m in love with @benefitcosmetics and #tweezerman

My #makeup haul today. Some might say I’m in love with @benefitcosmetics and #tweezerman

Do you suck cock?
Anonymous

I eat a lot of chicken that’s for sure.

Just ate a sammich and took all my vitamins and suddenly my body hates me.

catminthime:

Same goes for any carnivorous pet you may get.

catminthime:

Same goes for any carnivorous pet you may get.

dirtystorytime:

I’d call in sick if we were together.I want you. Every inch. I want to explore, to know you. I’m horny. But I don’t want to just “fix” it. I want it to last. I want to pleasure you all day…I’d start slow. Like any other day. A cup of coffee. Brush my teeth, maybe hop in the shower… Or maybe scoop you out of bed to join me. I’m not taking no for an answer. I want to put my hands on you. Your shoulders, massaging my way down. Pressing my fingers into your lower back. Using my fingertips, my knuckles, the palms of my hand..I’d cup your bum, kneel to admire it. I’d run my hands up and down your legs. The backs, the sides… The insides. All the way down to your ankles, and all the way up… I’d brush against you. And pull back, retracting my hands to your hips. I’d turn you around, admiring your wet body. I’d lift a leg and take your foot in my hand. I’d rub small circles with my thumbs in the soles. Washing between your toes, stealing glances of your exposed bits.My hands linger, and run from foot upwards, but daring not pause anywhere for long.I want this day to last. It will not be quick satisfaction.My hands stop on your hips. My eyes showing you just how badly I want you. I stand, we kiss. You can feel just how aroused I am. I’m pushing at you. Again I turn you. My arms around you. Circling your stomach. Lifting between your breasts. Pulling a cloth over you, lathering soap onto you, and following the cloth with my hand. Touching. The warm water raining down and rinsing away the soap, and all traces of my hands.It’s your turn. Will you wash me? Intimately, but purposefully. Not with any ulterior motive? Prolong the day. No release from the tensions yet…


Beautiful

dirtystorytime:

I’d call in sick if we were together.

I want you. Every inch. I want to explore, to know you. I’m horny. But I don’t want to just “fix” it. I want it to last. I want to pleasure you all day…

I’d start slow. Like any other day. A cup of coffee. Brush my teeth, maybe hop in the shower… Or maybe scoop you out of bed to join me. I’m not taking no for an answer. I want to put my hands on you. Your shoulders, massaging my way down. Pressing my fingers into your lower back. Using my fingertips, my knuckles, the palms of my hand..

I’d cup your bum, kneel to admire it. I’d run my hands up and down your legs. The backs, the sides… The insides. All the way down to your ankles, and all the way up… I’d brush against you. And pull back, retracting my hands to your hips. I’d turn you around, admiring your wet body. I’d lift a leg and take your foot in my hand. I’d rub small circles with my thumbs in the soles. Washing between your toes, stealing glances of your exposed bits.

My hands linger, and run from foot upwards, but daring not pause anywhere for long.

I want this day to last. It will not be quick satisfaction.

My hands stop on your hips. My eyes showing you just how badly I want you. I stand, we kiss. You can feel just how aroused I am. I’m pushing at you. Again I turn you. My arms around you. Circling your stomach. Lifting between your breasts. Pulling a cloth over you, lathering soap onto you, and following the cloth with my hand. Touching. The warm water raining down and rinsing away the soap, and all traces of my hands.

It’s your turn. Will you wash me? Intimately, but purposefully. Not with any ulterior motive? Prolong the day. No release from the tensions yet…

Beautiful

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

Did anyone else read all of these in handbanana’s voice?

Hahahaha

carpe-diem-rah:

My Dad asked me last night why I carry my 1911 in the house, what am I afraid of? I looked him straight in the eye and said, “The Goddamn Decepticons.” He laughed, I laughed, the toaster laughed, I shot the toaster. It was a good time.

militiamedic:

sharrmander:

projectwk:

hippie-ofthe-moon:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

How the HP fandom came into this makes it.

but what if i dont want the next piece of bread to be toast?

But Are there different heat settings? I don’t like my bread to be that toasted.

NOT EVERYONE CAN HAVE FANCY HEAT-SETTING KNIVES. GOD. Check your privilege. 

NOT EVERYONE LIKES SUPER TOASTED TOAST!!!

militiamedic:

sharrmander:

projectwk:

hippie-ofthe-moon:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

How the HP fandom came into this makes it.

but what if i dont want the next piece of bread to be toast?

But Are there different heat settings? I don’t like my bread to be that toasted.

NOT EVERYONE CAN HAVE FANCY HEAT-SETTING KNIVES. GOD. Check your privilege.

NOT EVERYONE LIKES SUPER TOASTED TOAST!!!

projectwk:

hippie-ofthe-moon:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

How the HP fandom came into this makes it.

but what if i dont want the next piece of bread to be toast?

But Are there different heat settings? I don’t like my bread to be that toasted.

projectwk:

hippie-ofthe-moon:

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

How the HP fandom came into this makes it.

but what if i dont want the next piece of bread to be toast?

But Are there different heat settings? I don’t like my bread to be that toasted.

wittlemoonpuppy:

curiouslittlegirl00:

wolfstravelsinmind:

agentlemanandasavage:

Gentleman Savage

When she chooses you…she chooses YOU. Know how powerful that is…bask in her devotion, and learn to share the same respect.

Only you.

Only daddy,

wittlemoonpuppy:

curiouslittlegirl00:

wolfstravelsinmind:

agentlemanandasavage:

Gentleman Savage

When she chooses you…she chooses YOU. Know how powerful that is…bask in her devotion, and learn to share the same respect.

Only you.

Only daddy,

tycols:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

tycols:

the four horsemen of the apocalypse